I would just like to thank all the people who made the VMAs possible. Thank you for making me lose/waste two hours of my life: I will never be able to get those precious moments back. And to think I gave up a Simpson rerun for that monstrosity!
Hulk Hogan made a mint crushing heads while prancing around in Speedos. Watching his family implode after "Hogan Knows Best" stopped filming was far more entertaining, but why?
