Free Surgeries
Did anyone besides me notice that Sean and Christian perform free surgeries every single episode of Nip/Tuck? Honestly… how can they earn a living like that? The last ones I remember were Christian's recently found daughter, the Christmas singers and Matt's burned girlfriend. In the case of Matt's girlfriend, they made several surgeries. Well… and I think that if I try harder, I can remember more.
As I understand, plastic surgery is a very expensive procedure, not only because the doctor's work must be paid, but also the material involved is very expensive. How much money Christian and Sean can throw away?
John Schneider
Oh my God! Nip/Tuck turned Clark Kent's father into a Porn Movies Director. Every time I saw him in Nip/Tuck I kept wondering when he was going to say “I won't direct any movies for the Luthors! They help me all the time, but I hate them without any reasonable explanation!”.
Seriously. When an actor plays a character for so many years, TV should give him a break, for audience to forget who they were. It is like watching “Friends” actors doing a movie; every time I see Joey I expect him to say something stupid. When I saw “The Pelican Dossier” and Al Bundy from “Married with Children” was there, I kept waiting for him to put the hand inside his pants. Come one, Nip/Tuck casting… that's too much, don't you think?
Matt
I believe that there is a limit for how stupid a person can be, even in Nip/Tuck.
- He married a porn star: I don't want to misjudge porn starts, or anything, but when he married her, she already had had sex with both his parents. How much more signs do a person need to identify a slut?
- He gave all his money to church: Sean gave Matt 250 thousand dollars, and he gave it all to the church, instead of going to medic school. I don't really want to discuss religion here, but a person should wonder about a church's good will if it asks you to give away all your money.
- Smoking crack: Some people may say that it is a disease and an addiction. Well… maybe after the second pipe, because the first use, the one who makes a person addicted, is an act of plain stupidity.
- Produce Crack in his house: Let's forget for a second that it is illegal and immoral and focus only in the cooking part. Mixing explosive chemicals at home while you are drug high is pretty stupid.
- Dating his recovery coach: After Matt was exploded away from home, his starts dating his recovery coach, a burned woman. Why can't he just pick up a regular girl, with no intense stories about terrorism, burning scars or an angry attitude? Matt couldn't even deal with his feelings and his problems, why would he choose a person with more problems than him?
- After being dumped by the porn star and the recovery coach, Matt starts dating, believe it or not, His SISTER. That's right. Ok… he didn't know she was his sister at the beginning, but after he found out, the thought that it might be a good idea to date his sister. Gross! He is retarded or what. The Series writer tried to fix that mistake making Matt regretful in the next episode, but the damage was already made. Matt certainly got the “Stupid Trophy” in Nip Tuck. It is like he asked God to be dumb in the Echo Valley.
Butts
Why do we have to see Sean's or Christian's butt every single episode of Nip/Tuck. Ok. I admit that they are pretty fine for 40 year-old guys, but I honestly don't need to see their butt every single episode of Nip/Tuck. In fact, I don't think I need to see their butts at all. Why the Nip/Tuck writers do it to us?
Over the Limit
In the last seasons of Nip/Tuck there were eccentric stories, some over-graphic scenes, but hardily anything beyond disgusting. In this Nip/Tuck season, there were dozens of repulsive scenes, and I will point only two as examples if you are having a hard time to remember.
First: Sean's co-start in the Soap Opera, his girlfriend, shits in the bathtub with him inside. Honestly; when I saw that scene, I kept hoping that the brown water was blood, but it was shit indeed. As I said, too much even for Nip/Tuck.
Second: In the last episode I saw, the doctor Sean plays in TV has a very difficult job. He has to remove a camera from some guy's ass. That's right. The lens tube of a camera was shoveled into a man's ass. It was something I didn't need to see in my entire life.
Well… that's it. Keep watching Nip/Tuck, guys. It's a gross series, but still very good.
