The Power Rangers

The only thing I can think of that is more corny or cheesy is Mexican food. It looks like the characters on Star Trek decided to wear motor cycling helmets and use an old factory with a gay computer for a base.
Samurai Pizza Cats

Samurai cats that make pizza and save the world. They say TV is running out of ideas now, but this show is over 10 years old and man it is desperate.
This Looser

I bet this guy wishes he was cool enough to be on YU-GI-OH but since he is just a wannabe dressed in purple pajamas I don't even know his name.
Spy Kids

Look at their cheesy I know karate positions, I swear the guy who made power rangers has something to do with it. Antonio, from Zorro to this, there are more important things than money.
Krypto

This idea has been done a thousand times before and it is never any good. Super man has a hard time with people using his logo, it defames him and this is no exception. This gay dog has no personality apart from that dorky grin.
Shark Boy and Lava Girl

Shark Boy? Bat man works, but this is pathetic. Lava girl is something you find in a five year olds painting. This is from the creators of Spy Kids who are also on this list, I think someone ought to just give up their job and join the navy.
The Phantom

A purple suit with blue stripped underpants on top, just go down to your local gay festival and I think you'll find similar costumes. This guy also has no powers so why is he dressed like that. He wouldn't be on this list if he just wore a trench coat.
And Finally, the Dorkiest...

I am not kidding this is a real comic. It is meant to show young gays that they too can be manly and brave, that they can fight back against discrimination (he fights Nazis half the time) and yes, the hero is openly gay. What a joke of a comic who wouldn't walk past this and laugh, this had to take the number 1 place. By the way the rest of this list is in no specific order but if there was 2nd it would go to the Power Rangers.